PSA_136

(audience arrives)

-freight elevator door opens-
for 16 seconds a man in socks pretends to tap dance on carpet
while strategically operating a party-clacker behind his back
-freight elevator door closes-

(audience waits one minute)

-freight elevator door opens-
for 16 seconds a man in a phantom half-mask plays
a loud impassioned electric guitar noise solo
-freight elevator door closes-

(audience waits one minute)

-freight elevator door opens-
for 16 seconds a mans head peers out of an ornate antique frame
that hangs on a large white pedestal that conceals his body.
he dramatically recites the following statement...
"Culture silences more than it permits.
An individual is cheated of infinite potential by this cultural disease.
We may not exercise our individuality within culture,
culture exorcises the individuality out of us."
-freight elevator door closes-

(audience waits one minute)

-freight elevator door opens-
for 16 seconds a man completely covered in strands of VHS tape
dances frantically to no music but the sound of the tape rustling
-freight elevator door closes-

(audience waits one minute)

-freight elevator door opens-
for 16 seconds a man stands in motionless tension
making blood curdling battle cries at the universe
-freight elevator door closes-

(audience leaves)