2009-02-27

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NEWS FLASH /// did you hear about the automobile driver who accidentally ran a semi full of newborn puppies off of an extremely high bridge, down into a deep valley, into a raging icy river? a passenger in his vehicle was trying to maneuver a complex labyrinth maze on their iPhone and the joking driver swerved the car to mess up his buddy's game, he slowed and sped , went into this lane or that lane, the truck driver freaked, hopped the curb, blasted through the rail, and plummeted into the gorge, the puppies were cuddling in clusters that slowly floated upwards, separating into a morphing constellation of floating confused puppies until...XXXXXXX... the joking car of kids never noticed the mishap, the steel bridge vibrated for a moment from the blast but the driver just opened the windows thinking that someone ripped a massive fart.

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