2009-03-03

045

I must use Lamaze breathing techniques each time I give birth to my hatred. It may be the smallest stimulus that inseminates me, like a fkng parking meter when I ain't got no change and I'm fkng hungry as fkng hell. The bad seed is so livid it instantaneously grows until I can contain it no longer! Whhoooo Whhoooo Whhoooo, Hhaa Hhaa Hhaa, Whhoooo Whhoooo Whhoooo, Hhaa Hhaa Hhaa, Whhoooo Whhoooo Whhoh? ... Oh God.. NO!!! GuhGuhGuhGuh AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. That's really immature, and not very funny even. You're high-school nightmare poetry is not even worth the patch of pixels presenting it.

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