2009-03-02

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///NEWS FLASH/// THE CORNSPIRACY HAS BEEN EXPOSED!!! I am sure that many of you have heard about how the food industry pumps our food full of HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. We were all lead to believe that this was merely a cheap sweetener, but NOW THE TRUTH IS OUT! The food industry is merely following the Illuminati's orders to poison the masses : to make money through the health care industry : and ultimately end the global population overload crisis by POISONING US WITH CORN!!! We were lead to believe that corn was NATURAL or MADE BY GOD. To support this lie we even tell our children that the original hippies (the american indians) were the first to share this wonder with us. "OH, THANK YOU GREAT SPIRIT FOR THIS GOLDEN BOUNTY..." Well, as with many myths, things got a little scrambled like a game of telephone spanning generations. Remember that story about how the "EVIL WHITE MAN" gave the trusting indians those blankets that were laced with disease? Well, the story's right, about the white man being EVIL, but it weren't no blankets we gave 'em. It was THE WHITES that gave the INDIANS CORN!!! And like blankets seem like a swell gift, corn seems like a swell gift. Ooooohhhh, yummyyummyyummy CORN!!! BUT CORN IS POISON!!! The good lord gave us a clear message that corn is NO GOOD by escorting it though our bodys INTACT. Ever wonder why there's INTACT KERNELS in your poop AND THERE STILL YELLOW!?! BECAUSE THAT SHIT AIN'T FOOD! It's just a tasty treat to sneak poisons into our bodies so we have to go running to "THE MAN" giving him our CASH in trade for the remedy. Did you know that indians never used to get sick? They could only die if they got killed by a bear or fell off a cliff. The white man could have none of that shit, he had to take control. "Mmmmm, Red man, try this tasty golden candy, systematically arranged for your convenience on this cob, neatly packaged in this folding green wrapper for travel." There may as well have been a logo and a price tag on it, maybe some fine print hidden under the husk warning of the heinous side effects! It's a CORNSPIRACY!!!!

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  1. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MESSAGE YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED AND THERE ARE STILL NO RESPONSES?!? I AM THUNDERSTRUCK, I HAVE DEVELOPED A FEVER, AND I AM CERTAIN TO BE BEDRIDDEN FOR DAYS. IT'S A CORNSPIRACY!!!!!!

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